Itchy & ScratchySunday, August 14, 2005
If you know me at all, you know how much I enjoy the geographically-correlated statistical data. There’s nothing like a comparison between where I live and the rest of the country to put a smile on my face, a song in my heart, and a drop in my property values.
That’s why I’m glad I ran across the ITCH ALERT™ site — sponsored by Cortaid®, for all your itching needs — which tells me Oklahoma City is the itchiest American city for August. I hear it was a close competition — Dallas made a last-minute bid for first by blocking all shipments of dandruff shampoo from entering the city. In the end, though, we prevailed, thanks in no small part to our abundance of stagnant water/ecologically-protected mosquito habitats.
I’m sure this distinction makes us popular with the Cortaid® people, but it probably just makes all other Oklahoma tourists want to get out of town and take a bath.
Also, I noticed that as I read the site, I kept getting little itches all over. Don’t know if it was psychological or geographical, but it was kind of disturbing.