Jury selection in the Martha Stewart trial.
Here, for your information and amusement, is how I imagine jury selection went:
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- Prosecution:
- “Juror #8, have you ever basted a turkey with a honey butter sauce, then cooked it to a golden brown in a 400° oven?”
- Juror #8:
- “No.”
- Prosecution:
- “Good, thank you. Juror #13, when was the last time you dusted the top of your refrigerator?”
- Juror #13:
- “Um… This morning.”
- Prosecution:
- “I see. Juror #13 is excused.”
