We're Not Here
One of the good things about being blocked at work from any news sites other than just headlines is it makes the articles funnier. The following is from CNN:
Several skulls unearthed in Ethiopia, pocked with mysterious cuts, represent the oldest known evidence of modern humans, according to a new study in Nature.
I dunno... Despite this evidence, I'm still skeptical about the existence of modern humans. I certainly don't work with any.